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Dane meets a new baby, Samuel pits baseball’s best against war generals, and the guys draft the worst foods to eat without water.
Samuel Senn and Dane Biesemeyer turn pop culture, sports, current events and young-adult life into clean, unscripted comedy—with rankings, hot takes and frequent detours off the rails.
A few handpicked episodes from the back catalog—equal parts sports grievance, social experiment and deeply unnecessary ranking.
Dane meets a new baby, Samuel pits baseball’s best against war generals, and the guys draft the worst foods to eat without water.
Rogue diapers, fantasy-sports frustration and 100 animals in 10 minutes.
Workplace pranks, abandoned trails and a brand-new telepathy segment.
“Segments that go completely off the rails.”
Every week, Samuel and Dane bring new debates, power rankings and stories to the table. The comedy stays clean. The opinions do not stay orderly.
Meet the hostsAll 195 episodes, newest first—from January 2023 through September 2026. Search the full back catalog by topic, guest, title or episode number. The podcast feed includes episode notes, but not full transcripts.
Dane meets a new baby, Samuel pits baseball's best against war generals, and the guys draft the worst foods to eat without water.
Dane survives rogue diapers and a sudden rain drought, Samuel has a meltdown over fantasy sports, and the guys race against the clock to name 100 animals in 10 minutes.
Dane deals with workplace pranks by his sister, Samuel explores abandoned trails, and the guys test their telepathy in a brand new main segment.
Samuel vacationed with strangers and lived to tell the tale. This week, he breaks down his full experience on the Ghostie Getaway, the guys draft the ultimate beach activities, and Dane dishes out some fresh advice for his new coworker.
Mad Libs are back! When we aren't struggling with action verbs, Dane is getting sent to the dunk tank, Samuel is raving about Chick-fil-A's new menu, and the guys give their super early Super Bowl predictions.
The prodigal son has returned! Dane is back this week and he is bringing the heat! Listen in this week as the guys discuss bartending for the women's ministry, getting slandered at work, and all things related to fantasy football. Additionally, we attempt are hardest challenge yet...naming 100 Bible characters in 10 minutes.
Jack is back and Dane is not! Listen in this week as Samuel travels to St. Louis to see Noah Kahan and DJ Diesel, Jack tries to become Captain America, and the guys blind rank everything.
Dane skipped this week, so Jokes with Jack is taking his place! Listen in this week as Samuel takes over Spikeball, Jack got his man card, and the guys both draft the top phone apps.
Samuel high fived Forrest Frank, Dane gets called out in a sermon, and the guys rank the worst chain restaurants.
What are relationship pet names that actually work? Listen in this week as the guys give you the perfect cheat sheet to make your relationship succeed. Additionally, Dane shares his prank playbook and Samuel can't stop raving about Jordan Walker's Homerun Derby victory.
What are the most embarrassing moments in the history of sports? Listen in this week to find out while Dane has a run in with the homeless, Samuel gets therapy at a car wash, and both the guys briefly discuss the World Cup.
Who made Dane's top fans of 2026? Listen in this week to find out while Dane has to lead a parent meeting and Samuel finds himself agreeing with Tom Brady.
What are the best moments of America's 250 years? Listen in this week to find out while Dane shares his 2026 Haters of the Year and Samuel goes on a spontaneous rant about Kevin Durant.
Can we name 100 musical artists in 10 minutes? Listen in this week to find out while Dane shares an unfortunate turn in his car saga and Samuel gets heated at a Mumford & Sons concert.
Listen in as we attempt to name 100 athletes, discuss the latest significant NFL moves, and predict Shepherd's life.
Listen in as A.I. predicts the future, Dane attends a boujee wedding, and Samuel breaks down the Madden Curse.
After a long hiatus, Michael Fuller is back on the podcast! Listen in as the guys learn about the evolution of sleepovers, Samuel becomes a conspiracy theorist, Dane becomes a sports legend, and Michael can't stop messing with the sound effects!
Listen in as the guys draft things people pretend to like, Dane wishes he could hit the dougie, and Samuel gets frustrated with the Mac vs PC debate.
Dane creates trick shot videos and Samuel shares every birthday coupon hack.
Dane ranks the top fictional moms and Samuel breaks down the biggest promotion fails in history.
Listen in as we debate which sci-fi movies we wish were real, Dane gets chased by baseball-sized hail, and Samuel makes it on the Today Show!
Listen in as we make our retirement speeches, Dane wishes a happy 4/20 to the wrong person, and Samuel digs into the history of Route 66.
Listen in as we draft the top wedding clichés, Dane has an unexpected pickleball finish, and Samuel becomes a Texan.
Instagram Reels is thriving, TikTok is pointless, and Facebook Reels is dead.
The winner of Jake's March Madness Name Bracket has been selected!
Listen in as Dane breaks down what restaurants should restart, Samuel shares some wild Florida Man stories, and the guys build the best possible baseball player.
Listen in as Dane gets attacked with another round of pranks, Samuel makes it side stage at another concert, and the guys announce the next round of picks for Jake's March Madness name bracket.
Listen in as we discuss NFL free agency, gender reveals, and the participation trophies given out at the Los Angeles Marathon.
Listen in as we go through the 1st round of Jake's March Madness Bracket, discuss Midwest tornado preparations, and find the best deal in food.
Listen in as we repeatedly chant USA in honor of the USA Hockey Teams, wait nearly 4 hours for a dinner reservation, and give a postgame speech in Mad Libs format.
Listen in as we react to various Instagram videos, discuss the Winter Olympics, and officially fix the NBA All Star Game.
Listen in as we discuss next season's NFL story lines, our honest thoughts on both Super Bowl halftime shows, and Rotten Tomatoes' poor score for Valentine's Day.
Listen in as we discuss stage fright, the Olympics opening ceremonies, and the NBA Trade deadline.
Listen in as we discuss sledding, gym hacks, shepherds, and the long list of replacement names for Judgmental Jake.
Dane is stuck in Nebraska, so Joshua called in to join the podcast this week! Listen in as we introduce a new segment (Things Could Be Worse), discuss Joshua's numerous podcasts, and learn some wild winter facts.
Listen in as we discuss the best deal in food, the top things we are leaving in 2025, and the impossible goal Jerry Jones has set for himself.
Listen in as we predict the NFL Playoffs, cancel Taylor Swift, and make an important decision with the help of the fans.
Listen in as we recap our New Year's Eve adventures, the importance of a routine, and our resolutions for 2026.
Listen in as we recap our Christmas season, discuss the best parts of 2025, and share what we look forward to in the new year.
Listen in as we draft the best parts of Christmas, predict the College Football Playoff, and visit Dolly Parton's Stampede.
Listen in as we rank the best days of December, get frustrated at the self-checkout, and analyze the most believable conspiracy theories. Additionally, Dane eats too many mayonnaise Oreos and Samuel layers up for a winter adventure at Silver Dollar City.
Listen in as we discuss Christmas parties, beating Amazon, and our Spotify Wrapped highlights. Additionally, Dane smokes out all of his haters and Samuel breaks down some little-known Christmas song facts.
Dane and Samuel get in the Christmas spirit, discuss the Thanksgiving football week, and share the ridiculousness of Toyotathon.
Listen in as we discuss the best parts of Thanksgiving, D.A.R.E. being a pyramid scheme, and the ridiculousness of Jackbox games. Additionally, Dane got a massive compliment, and Samuel visited Santa Claus again.
Listen in as we discuss what we want to be when we grow up, Brandon Lake's concert, and the death of the penny. Additionally, Dane had a dramatic finish in his bowling league and Samuel went to see Santa Claus.
Listen in as we discuss late night gym antics, off-brand Legos, and some wild Mad Libs. Additionally, Dane broke another Fantasy Football league and Samuel is still in shock that the Toronto Blue Jays wasted their World Series opportunity.
Dane is back on the podcast this week and he has some thoughts to share! In this episode, we discuss marathon training, Halloween parties, the World Series, and decorating for Christmas. Additionally, Samuel stole Jack's car, and Dane continues to rig fantasy football.
Samuel visited Florida, so Jokes with Jack hopped on the podcast this week! In this episode, we discuss hot girl walks, Love is Blind, hitting dingers, and the grind of sending in a joke every week. Additionally, Samuel lost his hearing at a Lecrae concert and Jack was tasked with joining the Bachelorette by his wife.
Am I the jerk? This is a question asked by internet users everywhere, so naturally, Dane and Samuel share their takes on some wild stories. Additionally, Dane pranks his superiors, and Samuel shares some Halloween facts.
Our Swiftie Correspondent joins us on the podcast this week to give her honest thoughts surrounding The Life of a Showgirl. Additionally, Samuel shares a hack on how to win some free food, Dane competes in a chili cooking competition, and Larn travels to the land of many bridges.
Are the rumors about Taylor's Swift future hiatus true? On this episode we dive into this topic while Samuel sees Harry Potter on the big screen and Dane gets yelled at for helping people
Would you rather fight an Orangutan once a year or a chicken every single day? Hard hitting topics like this, Samuel deleting 50,000 emails, and Dane getting kids to confess are all a part of this week's episode of the Until Next Week Podcast.
How wild of responses can we provide for a Mad Lib? On this episode we dive into this topic while Samuel shares some life hacks and Dane hosts a game show.
What is something that feels illegal, but isn't? On this episode we break down our top picks for this topic, Samuel salivates over the Green Bay Packers, and Dane ends a prank war.
We missed nearly every big event over the past couple weeks, so here is our belated breakdown of everything you need to know. Additionally, Samuel travels to the land of milk and cheese while Dane has a breakdown over Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys.
If you need one last football breakdown before the season begins, make sure to listen to this episode. Additionally, Samuel predicts the future, and Dane seeks revenge during another Mad Gab match.
A light bulb went off, so we ranked the best inventions in history. Additionally, a tennis pro gets too aggressive during our pickleball match and Dane can't stop salivating over football coming back.
One of us can't read, but we decided to go head-to-head in a wild game of Mad Gab. Additionally, we receive a call from our Swiftie correspondent regarding recent Taylor Swift news and Dane breaks down the most valuable fantasy football wide receivers.
Nostalgia is the name of the game when we rank the greatest back-to-school supplies. Additionally, we reunite in a pickleball tournament and break down the most valuable fantasy football running backs.
Listen in this week as Samuel witnesses a popsicle miracle, Dane is held captive in backseat of a car, and the crew debates whether Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell is the superior actor.
Listen in this week as Samuel experiences the craziness of a Savannah Bananas game, Dane goes on the hunt for stolen firepits, and the guys break down the best white girl captions.
Listen in this week as Dane gets pranked at work, Samuel turns into a Karen, and the guys rank the top restaurants that are surprisingly still in business.
Listen in this week as Dane escapes Canada, Samuel enjoys freedom during the 4th of July, and the guys rank the top countries that they want to visit.
Listen in this week as Dane confuses a youth group student, Samuel comes to terms with the end of Aaron Rodgers, and the 2025 haters list is revealed.
Is the Super Bowl better than the World Cup? Will Dane be allowed into Canada? Can Samuel track down the biggest haters of the podcast? Listen in this week to find out the answers to these questions and more!
Listen in this week as we blind rank the top smells, Dane challenges himself to read, and Samuel shares a wild youth group story.
Listen in this week as the guys rank their dream concerts, Dane has a chicken nugget fiasco, and Samuel gets taken to church with Post Malone & Jelly Roll.
Listen in this week as the guys rank the best parts of growing old, Dane considers going back to school, and Samuel has his childhood taken away by a gas station.
Listen in this week as the guys rank the worst parts of summer, Dane gets put in handcuffs, and Samuel reminisces on his dodgeball glory days.
Listen in this week as the guys give their takes on Morgan Wallen's new (extremely long) album, Dane shares some conspiracy theories, and Samuel meets Ben Rector once again.
Listen in this week as the guys create a "guess the sound" segment, Dane gives a lesson on Gen Z slang, and Samuel shares his strategy to meet Ben Rector.
Would you rather bring back flip phones or disposable cameras? Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel do a deep dive into the top items we need to bring back from the past!
Could you eat $1,000 worth of McDonald's food in 36 hours? Is a prank call worth $350,000? Is there any chance a gorilla could be taken down by 100 men?
What makes a movie villain great? Listen in as we discuss this topic while also digging into the best sports superpowers, herding kids during Easter, and making some accurate predictions regarding the NFL Draft.
Listen in as we win another pickleball tournament, blind rank the top condiments, and react to kids yelling wild things in church.
Listen in as we discuss the animals we could beat in a fight, what we would bring to a deserted island, and who will win the next 10 presidencies.
Joshua Schmitz of "The Manwagon Podcast" and "Movies Unboxd" joined us this week on the podcast! Listen in as we discuss the worst April Fools jokes, being a balloon twister, and almost getting sniped by a bird.
Baseball is back and we can't stop talking about it! Listen in this week as we draft our perfect MLB starting lineups, Dane gets kicked out of his apartment, and Samuel finds a rare signature.
Everyone has March Sadness, Samuel got profiled, and Dane could not control his nephew.
The women of the podcast call in to share some wild stories, Samuel shares some little-known facts for a new podcast segment, and Dane got harassed by a Texas Roadhouse employee.
Who keeps digging into our past? Will injuries be our downfall? Are we actually smarter than a 5th grader? Listen in this week to hear Dane and Samuel discuss these topics and more!
Is there anything worse than someone backing into a parking space? Would you trade a TV for a goat? Should we join the Enhanced Games? Listen in this week to hear Dane and Samuel discuss these topics and more! Additionally, Lindsey calls in to share several updates on the babies of America, the youth of America, and what grinds her gears.
Are Marvel movies this generations version of Star Wars movies? Is Dane the Prodigal Son? Did Samuel have the biggest comeback in bowling history? Listen in this week to hear Dane and Samuel discuss these topics and more! Additionally, a surprise guest calls in and LET US KNOW IF YOU WANT A UNW SHIRT FOR $30 SHIPPED TO YOUR DOOR!
Is it easier to rant about Mountain Dew or feminism? Did Samuel enter his nerd era? Will Dane ever stop complaining about the Kansas City Chiefs fans? Listen in this week to hear Dane and Samuel discuss these topics and more!
What's better than a bank heist with your significant other? Should Abraham Lincoln have taken a longer bathroom break? Will Taylor Swift ever stop being shown during NFL games? Listen in this week to hear Dane and Samuel discuss these topics and more!
Would you rather drink lemonade or sweet tea? Will artificial intelligence ever be good enough? Is everyone a hater of the Kansas City Chiefs? Listen in this week to hear Dane and Samuel discuss these topics and more!
Samuel meets Bubba Watson, Dane spreads a new conspiracy theory, and Lindsey shares the name of her new baby! Additionally, a new segment is dropped, and we have no faith in the NFL.
TikTok is not the same as Instagram Reels, dissociation is our word of the year, and we got stuck at the bottom of an ice hill. Listen in this week to hear Dane, Samuel, and Lauren discuss these topics and more!
The Chiefs are not going to win the Super Bowl, TikTok getting shutdown is worse than cancer, and not all Florida trips lead to the beach. Listen in this week to hear Dane and Samuel discuss these topics and more!
Dane and Samuel break down their resolutions for the new year, Patrick Mahomes is lying to the public, and podcast merch is coming soon!
Dane and Samuel call friends of the podcast to put them on the spot for Season 3 of the podcast! Listen in this week as Jack shares some Florida wisdom, Lindsey continues to have chaos in her classroom, and AI breaks down our 2024 podcast notes.
Is politics the best discussion topic for family during the holidays? Did Dane discover the secret to marriage? Will Samuel become a professional DJ? Listen in this week to find out the answers to these questions while also hearing stories about ripping your pants on the dance floor, Mountain Dew being the true measurement of health, and starting a family brawl.
What's the best part of Christmas? Will TikTok get banned? Why did Michael get shot? Listen in this week to find out the answers to these questions while also hearing stories about Christmas parties, destroying comment sections, and collusion during card games.
Is Apple Music the Android of the music world? Is Dane the worst 20 questions player of all-time? Did Samuel redeem himself in another 5k Turkey Trot? Listen in this week to find out the answers to these questions while also hearing stories about Thanksgiving, Black Friday, hunting, and political talk during the holidays.
Who went rogue in our fantasy football league? Should Dane go to the dentist or start a daycare? Will Samuel ever learn what really happened to JFK? Listen in this week as we discuss these topics and more. Additionally, the Youth of America keep getting crazier and numerous fans of the podcast send in their voice memos.
Can Dane and Samuel work together during karaoke? Listen in this week as we discuss this topic and more! Additionally, Samuel has beef with another wedding DJ, Dane gets his 20th deer in 20 years, and the guys take fan suggestions for the 100th episode of the podcast!
Is Dane actually crazy? Listen in this week as we discuss this topic and more! Additionally, Samuel debates whether he should throw a child out a window, Dane gets stabbed, and the guys determine whether Tim Tebow or Tom Brady could save the Dallas Cowboys season.
Did Dane and Samuel put together the greatest wedding playlist of all-time? Listen in this week as we discuss this topic and also the election (not actually though)! Additionally, Dane completes his first marathon in shocking fashion, Samuel eats enough Taco Bell for an entire family, and the guys compete against each other in a pool tournament.
What are the absolute best parts of fall? Listen in this week as we discuss this topic and add some flair to our existing segments! Additionally, Dane becomes an extravagant storyteller, Samuel celebrates Christmas early with Dolly Parton, and the guys attend some Halloween parties.
What animated characters best represent Dane and Samuel? Listen in this week as we discuss this topic and announce a new segment! Additionally, Dane has to pay his Strava tax after an unsuccessful 13+ mile run, Samuel has a questionable Bingo addiction, and the guys can't stop laughing over a wild police report.
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader makes its triumphant return in this episode as Dane and Samuel compete to see which podcast host is the smartest. Additionally, Dane expresses his love for Mulan, Samuel goes to see Dusty Slay, and the guys team up once again in a pickleball tournament.
Michael is back and as controversial as ever! In this episode, we learn about Michael's flight skills, his hatred of bikers, and how he met Dane (& Lindsey). Additionally, Michael, Dane, and Samuel draft the best punishments for fantasy football losers.
Samuel had a wild experience at a Pitbull & T-Pain concert, Dane got lost in the woods, and both guys discuss the "best" baby names for Dane's future nephew.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel have a wild call with Lindsey regarding the youth of America, Dane can't stop eating Uncrustables, and Samuel shares his near-death experience with the podcast.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel rank the most unattractive activities for guys, Dane becomes a carpenter, and Samuel gets back from a weekend with the Ghosties.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss some wild "What If?" scenarios, Dane finds an unique way of transportation, and Samuel gets upgraded to pit passes at an Imagine Dragons concert.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel team up in soccer knockout, Dane gives dating advice, and Samuel keeps crumbling under pressure. Additionally, Dane and Samuel give you their Super Bowl LIX predictions.
What could you do better than 1000 random people? Listen in this week as Samuel and Dane dive into this topic while also discussing walk-off homeruns, teaching others, and the art of dissing your neighbor.
Dane and Samuel go head-to-head in pickleball, ushers keep ruining our fun, and the legal driving age should be raised. Additionally, the guys discuss their top sleeper pick for the upcoming fantasy football season!
Dane and Samuel give their best fantasy football tips, college kids are taking pranks too far, and love puts Dane in a hopeless place.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel debate the future cigarettes of society, Dane has an epic pickleball meltdown, and Samuel visits the Wisconsin State Fair.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel debate the top road trip snacks, Dane herds a flock of cats, and Samuel gives some insight on his experience at a Luke Bryan concert.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel drop some breaking news, Dane wins a pickleball tournament, and Samuel gets attacked on Facebook Marketplace.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel blind rank the Top 10 Olympic Sports, Dane gets blocked on Instagram, and Samuel visits the land of the horses.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel debate whether Coke or Pepsi have better drinks, Dane releases his Top 10 Fans List, and Samuel visits the birthplace of Elvis Presley.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss the many benefits of living in Missouri, Dane does not get rich in ministry, and Samuel struggles to reach Post Malone.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss the yearly Top 10 Haters List, Dane has one last prank war, and Samuel goes to see Nate Bargatze.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel rank their most refreshing drinks, Dane quits his job, and Samuel learns the dangers of spicy peppers.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel rank their top guilty pleasure music artists, compete in their first pickleball tournament, and have a live conversation with Lindsey Reed.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel finally draft their top Bible verses while also diving into pickleball domination, quitting your job, and making a fictional basketball team that could beat the 1992 USA Basketball Olympic Dream Team.
Listen in this week as our Official Taylor Swift Correspondent joins the podcast to discuss the steps to meet Taylor Swift, what it was like being followed by Ms. Swift, and how she escaped the dark side of Swiftiedom.
Listen in this week as Dane rants that Helen Keller is not real, Samuel goes to camp, and Michael causes trouble for one of the hosts. Additionally, Dane ranks the top sitcoms of all-time while Samuel blind ranks the top athletes of all-time.
Listen in this week as Dane goes to a wedding, Samuel gets crafty, and a special guest calls in to discuss the youth of America.
Listen in this week as Dane attempts a pickup line on two unsuspecting victims, Samuel gets cancelled for being too tall, and the guys both attend an awards show. Additionally, we discuss anti-pickup lines, bad roommates, dodgeball, the cost of food sides, and much more.
Listen in this week as Dane runs a half marathon, Samuel gets on-stage with NEEDTOBREATHE, and A.I. generates 10 pickup lines that are sure to work! Additionally, we discuss Top Golf, Crystal Bridges, Funko Pops, Spike Ball, Nine Square, Mountain Dew, and much more.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel attempt to buy TikTok, get a hit off a Major League Baseball pitcher, and explain why Harry Potter was a war criminal. This episode introduces a new segment, so make sure to listen in as we compare salaries with movie titles. Additionally, we discuss Caitlin Clark, Imagine Dragons, Luke Bryan, John Crist, Reggie Bush, Tim Hawkins, and the Dallas Cowboys.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel attempt to handle another round of Michael Fuller. This episode is wild from the start, so make sure to listen in as we discuss Taylor Swift's new album (The Tortured Poets Department), Dane running a 5K, Michael giving ski lessons, and Samuel being shadow banned. Additionally, Dane's taxes get rejected, Michael feels the wrath of TSA while giving an in-depth analysis of Star Wars, and Samuel shows off a new trick.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel stare at the sun, trash talk each other during pickleball, and take on another round of the random debate generator. Additionally, Dane breaks up with Caitlin Clark and Samuel declares unions are unnecessary.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss height extension surgery, Adam Wainwright's new country album, and the best animals to protect you in a Hunger Games scenario. Additionally, Dane gives the 8th point of his manifesto and Samuel gets turned down by Peyton Manning.
Listen in this week as Dane skips work for Opening Day, Samuel gets stranded, and the guys test out a new segment. Additionally, Dane gives the 6th and 7th points of his manifesto and Samuel gets recognized from another podcast.
Listen in this week as Dane gets punished with a fish, Samuel goes ham at a buffet, and the guys uncover their biggest haters. Additionally, Dane gives the 5th point of his manifesto and Samuel drafts his fantasy baseball team.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel build the greatest sandwich of all-time, discuss a wild poker night, and take batting practice on a professional baseball field. Additionally, Dane gives the 4th point of his manifesto and Samuel has an adventure at a concert.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss going to a NHL game, getting pranks banned, and whether kids should be allowed to get tattoos. Additionally, Dane gives the 3rd point of his manifesto and Samuel ends up in the wrong state.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel boycott Wendy's, discuss the big apple, and utilize a debate generator for a wild new segment. Additionally, Dane gives the 2nd point of his manifesto and Samuel questions reading.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss ongoing prank wars, the lack of ice cream at Chick-fil-A, and Mac McClung jumping over Shaq. Additionally, Dane begins his manifesto and Samuel answers some Taylor Swift trivia.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss bad places to propose, dodgeball tournaments, and ESPN lying to the fans. Additionally, Dane starts a women's uprising.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss the Grammys, Valentine's Day, and meeting 50 Cent at Hy-Vee. Additionally, we ask the age old question, "How many pizzas have you eaten in your life?"
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel play a new game (Taylor Swift lyric or Bible verse?), discuss Super Bowl 58 Prop Bets, and explain why we are the wokest podcast around.
Listen in this week as Michael Fuller joins the Until Next Week Podcast for a 4th time to help discuss why Dave Ramsey would be a Dallas Cowboys fan, the wreck that is Disney's Star Wars, and ice skating in your car.
Listen in this week as the guys discuss Samuel's live announcing debut, Dane's newfound love for the Kansas City Chiefs, and exploding drinks. Additionally, Dane and Samuel play, "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?"
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss the NFL Playoffs, Trey Kennedy's Comedy Tour, and the extreme cold. Additionally, Dane gives a cancer update.
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss failed resolutions, rooftop running, botched football calls, and Bible translations. Additionally, make sure to listen in to our NEW SEGMENT! Please follow our Instagram account (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5-star review (& subscribe) on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading, this random list is for the algorithm: Baja Blast, Dave Portnoy Pizza Reviews,
We have reached 2024 and Season 2 of the podcast! Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss New Year's resolutions, suing Santa, Kanye West's Gap coverage, and some crazy dares. Please follow our Instagram account (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5-star review (& subscribe) on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading, this random list is for the algorithm: Bucees, White Elephant Gift Exchanges, Smokele
Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss their most memorable Christmas gifts, wild white elephant parties, and the fantasy football playoffs. Please follow our Instagram account (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5-star review (& subscribe) on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading, this random list is for the algorithm: Chugging Egg Nog, Free Mice, Buc-ee's Grand Openings, Shohei Ohtani to the Los A
Listen in this week as the guys draft their top Christmas songs, discuss Dane's dating life, and give their true feelings on seasonal apparel. Please follow our Instagram account (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5-star review (& subscribe) on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading, this random list is for the algorithm: Real Christmas Trees vs Fake Christmas Trees, Car Inventions, Embracing the Christmas
Listen in this week as the guys rank the top Christmas movies of all-time, Dane expresses his love for Wonder Woman, and Samuel becomes a baseball GM. Please follow our Instagram account (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5-star review (& subscribe) on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading, this random list is for the algorithm: Shohei Ohtani, Major League Baseball, MLB, Japan, Gal Gadot, Long Distance Dat
Dane and Michael are back on the podcast this week! Listen in as Michael calls out Dane for a scam, tipping is taken down, we all got Spotify Wrapped, and the guys face off in an "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader" competition. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), subscribe on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and leave us a 5-star review. If you want to be featured on a future episode, please follow the link below to leave us a voice message.
Listen in this week as Samuel discusses pictures with Santa, the downfall of Chuck E. Cheese, Thanksgiving turkey trots, and sports betting odds. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), subscribe on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and leave us a 5-star review. If you want to be featured on a future episode, please follow the link below to leave us a voice message. If you're still reading, this random list is for the algorithm: Thanksgiving, Bass Pro Shops, Five Nights at Freddy's, Black F
Listen in this week as Dane discusses his hunting adventures, Samuel argues that High School Musical is one of the top sports movies of our generation, and the guys introduce a new segment. Additionally, we answer several voice memos sent in by our fans. Please follow our Instagram & Twitter accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast & @UntilNextWeek), leave us a 5-star review (& subscribe) on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're
Listen in this week as we discuss out of context quotes, pickleball, caffeine hangovers, and the Christmas season. Additionally, we answer several voice memos sent in by our fans. Please follow our Instagram & Twitter accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast & @UntilNextWeek), leave us a 5-star review (& subscribe) on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes.
Listen in this week as we discuss the downfall of Chipotle, our top fall style essentials, health hacks, texting issues, and why Joe Rogan is not above the law of podcasting etiquette. Please follow our Instagram & Twitter accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast & @UntilNextWeek), leave us a 5-star review (& subscribe) on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes.
Would you go to Cheesecake Factory for a first date? What would make you race around in a wheelbarrow? Is Halloween overrated? While digging into these topics, we also discuss the following: sleep driving, the vault tracks from 1989 (Taylor's Version), the comeback of Kendrick Lamar, pumpkin tossing, Red Bull knockoffs, and much more. Please follow our Instagram & Twitter accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast & @UntilNextWeek), leave us a 5-star review (& subscribe) on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and se
Dane is back and he brought his sister Lindsey! If you want a memorable episode, this is the one for you. Lindsey breaks down her side of Dane's numerous accusations, we draft our favorite parts of Fall, and Dane officially announces the rest of his Top 10 Haters List of 2023. Additionally, we discuss the following: bad drivers, fall photos, pumpkin spice, heated sports takes, hunting, and dream jobs. Please follow our Instagram & Twitter accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast & @UntilNextWeek), leave
Have you ever wondered whether you should get a Spicy Chicken Sandwich or a box of Nuggets with your rewards at Chick-fil-A? Would you believe taping your mouth shut is actually good for your health? What store is already playing Christmas music? Listen in this week to hear a breakdown on these topics and more! Please follow our Instagram & Twitter accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast & @UntilNextWeek), leave us a 5-star review (& subscribe) on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message be
He's back! After 24 episodes, Michael Fuller has made his triumphant return to the podcast. Listen in this week as we discuss the possibility of aliens, the Roman Empire, and the most hype songs of our generation. Please follow our Instagram & Twitter accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast & @UntilNextWeek), leave us a 5-star review on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading this, we also discuss the following: bonf
What else would we honestly talk about? Listen in this week as we discuss how Taylor Swift has boosted the NFL to New Heights. Besides the most talked about sports topic in the past decade, Dane calls in to give an update and answer questions from the loyal listeners of the podcast. Please follow our Instagram & Twitter accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast & @UntilNextWeek), leave us a 5-star review on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episo
I got ninety-nine consequences, but this pod ain't one. Listen in this week as we discuss breakdancing in public for tips, getting nosey with strangers, and bringing back Vine videos. Please follow our Instagram & Twitter accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast & @UntilNextWeek), leave us a 5-star review on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading this, we also discuss the following: sports betting failures, scavenger
Would you run on the field of a sporting event if given the chance? Why would someone hide $100 bills across the city? Is it possible to get injured by a bubble? Listen in this week as we discuss these topics and more! Please follow our Instagram & Twitter accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast & @UntilNextWeek), leave us a 5-star review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading this, we also discuss the following
Would you rather have a rewind or pause button in your life? Will keyboard warriors ever stop? Is cufftober all it is hyped up to be? Listen in this week as we discuss these topics and more! Please follow our Instagram & Threads accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5-star review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading this, we also discuss the following: Dane's haters list, a sports catastrophe, a
What scared a horror movie into changing its original release date? Will Samuel make it past the first week of a one-and-done fantasy football league? Why did Mr. Beast leave us a voice memo? Listen in this week as we discuss these topics and more! Please follow our Instagram & Threads accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5-star review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading this, we also discuss
Why did Samuel travel to Kansas City to attend a fan event for another podcast? Are wet hands not ideal for pickleball? Will hot girl summer ever be stopped? Listen in this week as we discuss these topics and more! Please follow our Instagram & Threads accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5-star review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading this, we also discuss the following: Biggie Smalls teach
What caused a Burger King shutdown? Can you be too energetic for pickleball? Is Dane actually smarter than a 5th grader? Listen in this week as we discuss these topics and more! Please follow our Instagram & Threads accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 star review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading this, we also discuss the following: unintentional Harry Potter spells, impossible riddles, a
Have you been forced to join a sorority? Could you spend 24 hours at a Waffle House? Do you believe Dr. Phil embodies all of us? Listen in this week to hear Dane and Samuel discuss these topics and more on the Until Next Week Podcast. Please follow our Instagram & Threads accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 star review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes. If you're still reading this, we also discuss the following:
Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Will Taylor Swift be the next President? Are all airlines horrible? Did one of us get arrested? Listen in this week to hear Dane and Samuel discuss these topics and more on the Until Next Week Podcast. Please follow our Instagram & Threads accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes!
Could you score on Lebron James for $1 trillion dollars? Could Disney World's next big competitor come from America's Heartland in Oklahoma? Are Taco Bell's struggles too much to overcome? Listen in this week to hear Dane and Samuel discuss only the hardest hitting questions. Please follow our Instagram & Threads accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes!
Are sparklers at weddings cute or do they only cause mayhem? What's the deal with Barbenheimer? Do the Dallas Cowboys finally have hope? Listen in this week as we discuss the important topics in life while also digging into what should become the new name of the Washington Commanders. This episode will surely bring a smile to your face, so please enjoy Episode 30 of the Until Next Week Podcast. Please follow our Instagram & Threads accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Sp
Is Dane going to blow up the moon? Does everyone struggle on a Peloton? Can power outages bring roommates closer together? Listen in this week as Dane and Samuel discuss these topics while also ranking the best outdoor activities known to man. If you listen in until the end of the episode, you will also hear from a member of our live studio audience! Please follow our Instagram & Threads accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice
Dane and Samuel discuss the release of Taylor Swift's Speak Now album while digging into our thoughts regarding The Eras Tour, the Better Than Revenge lyric change, and a variety of other Taylor Swift topics. Additionally, we discuss the boldness of kids, why Samuel was compared to Randy Johnson, and we react to our longest review! Please follow our Instagram & Threads accounts (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be
Dane and Samuel slander an old friend. Additionally, we discuss Dane's future Top 10 Haters List, being lit up by Hot Ones, our takes on all things chips related, the downsides of an expensive wedding, and another voice memo sent in from some fans. If you listen in until the end, Dane also makes an exciting announcement. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next e
Dane was called fat and Samuel threw a no-hitter. Listen in this week as the guys introduce a new segment to the podcast, draft the best & worst parts of weddings, and listen in to their first voice memo from a fan! Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes!
Dane and Samuel discuss dating apps, Christmas music etiquette, and the best chicken sandwiches known to man. Additionally, the guys draft the top animated villains of our generation. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes!
Dane and Samuel discuss our many issues with Billboard's Top 100 Disney Songs List. Additionally, we discuss Baja Blast, Yellowstone, Slip & Slides, Revenge Sleep, Peeping Toms, Lebron James to the Dallas Mavericks, and Conor McGregor assaulting the Miami Heat Mascot. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes!
Dane and Samuel discuss the latest cancellation of Chick-fil-A, objections at weddings, and a fan turning down $20 million dollars for their Taylor Swift Eras Tour Ticket. Additionally, the Until Next Week crew ranks their top Pixar movies of all-time. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes!
BIG NEWS! We have a secret supporter of the pod, but we have no idea who it is! Listen in this week as we discuss this topic, as well as, the mayhem with DeAndre Hopkins, Taylor Swift bops, being in a rush, Dane being one of the old guys, summer camp excitement, and how Kyrie Irving will lead the Los Angeles Lakers to their next championship. If you're new to the podcast, we hope you stay awhile. If you're a returning listener, we're glad you're back. If you clicked on this by mistake, please le
Is Ed Sheeran the next big country music artist? Did Dane and Samuel miss out on professional sports careers to become podcasters? Is Snapchat or Coffee overrated? Listen in to this week's episode of the Until Next Week Podcast to hear our takes on these topics and more. If you're new to the podcast, we hope you stay awhile. If you're a returning listener, we're glad you're back. If you clicked on this by mistake, please let it run for at least 1 minute, so our play count goes up. Please follow
Episode 20! Listen in as we discuss our best summer days while growing up vs now. Additionally, we discuss how Dane was bullied into running a half marathon and how Lebron James ended the Warriors dynasty. If you're new to the podcast, we hope you stay awhile. If you're a returning listener, we're glad you're back. If you clicked on this by mistake, please let it run for at least 1 minute, so our play count goes up. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on
Dane and Samuel Speak Now about Dad Jokes, Minor League Baseball Mayhem, the St. Louis Cardinals being the worst team in baseball, Ed Sheeran staying in the music game, and Taylor Swift announcing another album. Additionally, Dane tests out some new voices on the podcast. If you're new to the podcast, we hope you stay awhile. If you're a returning listener, we're glad you're back. If you clicked on this by mistake, please let it run for at least 1 minute, so our play count goes up. Please follow
...Ready For It? Call It What You Want, but recording this episode was truly The Best Day. I Wish You Would listen to our Out Of The Woods takes on Taylor Swift's top songs if you want to be The Man. Besides our Taylor Swift song draft, we discuss meeting Ben Rector, Ed Sheeran being sued, and the NFL Draft. To top off an already packed episode, Dane and Samuel listen to the 1st voice memos sent to the podcast and we have an unexpected guest call into the pod. If you're new to the podcast, we ho
Dane breaks up fights, the Athletics owner breaks up with Oakland, and the Until Next Week team breaks down their favorite summertime activities. Additionally, we discuss current sports news, weirdly satisfying videos, and some flawless pick-up lines. If you're new to the podcast, we hope you stay awhile. If you're a returning listener, we're glad you're back. If you clicked on this by mistake, please let it run for at least 1 minute, so our play count goes up. Please follow our Instagram (@Unti
The man who needs no introduction has made his long awaited appearance on the Until Next Week Podcast. Yes, Michael Fuller joined Dane and Samuel to discuss politics, the legalization of weed, the best states in the Union, and a variety of other topics. Additionally, Dane gives a much needed update on his soccer league and Samuel discusses what pushed him over the edge during his softball league this past week. If you're new to the podcast, we hope you stay awhile. If you're a returning listener
Taylor Swift deserves better and we have the answer. Dane and Samuel discuss this topic and more during this week's episode of the pod. Whether it's the Caitlin Clark controversy, the sensation that is Jordan Walker, Dad Bods, soccer struggles, or the washing of feet at weddings; we will give our accurate takes on each subject matter. If you're new to the podcast, we hope you stay awhile. If you're a returning listener, we're glad you're back. If you clicked on this by mistake, please let it run
Dane and Samuel discuss one of the craziest Final Four brackets in history, the start of the Major League Baseball season, and the Nephilim. Additionally, Samuel attempts to freestyle rap, Dane discusses his love life, and we have some surprise guests on the podcast. If you're new to the podcast, we hope you stay awhile. If you're a returning listener, we're glad you're back. If you clicked on this by mistake, please let it run for at least 1 minute, so our play count goes up. Please follow our
Dane and Samuel discuss Taylor Swift while using her as inspiration for another draft. Additionally, we discuss some major March Madness upsets, the epic conclusion to the World Baseball Classic, and we debut our official intro music for the pod. If you're new to the podcast, we hope you stay awhile. If you're a returning listener, we're glad you're back. If you clicked on this by mistake, please let it run for at least 1 minute, so our play count goes up. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNext
Dane and Samuel discuss the madness that comes during March, Social Media, Aaron Rodgers becoming the GM of the Jets, Purdue making history with their loss to Fairleigh Dickinson, the epic beginning of the St. Louis City Soccer Team (ft. MLS legend Kyle Hiebert), and how AI (ChatGPT) is altering reality as we know it. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next epis
Dane and Samuel discuss being bullied by the Girl Scouts, the World Baseball Classic, the downside of Facebook birthdays, and the return of Michael Fuller. Additionally, we draft the top fast food restaurants in the United States and Samuel is messaged by a longtime actress. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes!
Dane and Samuel discuss the worst parts of being an adult, sneaking backstage at concerts, and the curious case of Michael Fuller. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes!
Dane and Samuel discuss Mac McClung's dunk contest, the XFL, rule changes in baseball, and Hamilton. Additionally, we draft our top 5 breakfast foods and contemplate whether this is becoming a full-on sports podcast. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below to be featured on one of our next episodes!
Dane and Samuel have a discussion with the #1 Hater of the Podcast (Abby Palmer). Additionally, we discuss how our Super Bowl predictions came true, Dane's car rising from the ashes, soccer league struggles, Rihanna's half-time performance, and how Taylor Swift needs to be a constant on the Until Next Week Podcast. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, and send us a voice message below!
Dane and Samuel discuss the Top 5 Haters of the Podcast, Dane hitting a 3 year old with a dodgeball, Lebron James passing Kareem-Abdul Jabbar on the all time scoring list, Burger King's Have it Your Way Jingle, and the Chiefs vs Eagles Super Bowl. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast), leave us a 5 Star Review, and send in a voice message below!
Dane and Samuel discuss the impact Finding Nemo has had on our lives, why The Office is the greatest show of all time, Tom Brady's over-affectionate self, and China listening to the podcast. Additionally, find out how you can win a date with Dane and hear our picks for the Chiefs & Eagles Super Bowl. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast) and make sure to leave us a 5 Star Review.
Dane and Samuel discuss the items we always want at our disposal, the winner of last weeks contest, the reason Dane is disappointed, and the words that should've died out years ago. Additionally, we might have had our 1st guest of the podcast! Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast) and make sure to leave us a 5 Star Review.
Dane and Samuel discuss Gen Z slang, the Dallas Cowboys kicker, Facebook Marketplace, the controversy surrounding Mufasa, and Taylor Swift. Additionally, we receive our first piece of hate mail. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast) and make sure to leave us a 5 Star Review.
Dane and Samuel discuss our new years resolutions, ongoing prank wars, Dane's finances, and gun control. Please follow our Instagram (@UntilNextWeekPodcast) and make sure to leave us a 5 Star Review.
Dane and Samuel discuss the reason they chose the name of this podcast, the analytics behind the 1st episode, and the issues behind the Rolling Stones 200 Best Singers of All Time list. We also discuss the reasons you should leave us a 5 Star Review!
Dane and Samuel discuss toilets in the shower, male engagement rings, and how our friendship led to the creation of this podcast.
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Five stars across the board, plus 26 written reviews.
Yes this podcast has good banter, some chaos, and great Jesus talk, but what takes the cake is that amazing Jokes with Jack! The timbre in his voice, the friendly presentation, the clean enjoyable comedy is everything I look for in a joke and a man! What's his Strava?
It started as a quiet evening. I'd just settled into my chair, feeling the weight of the day lift, when my phone rang. The number was unknown, but I answered it anyway.
At first, nothing. Just silence. Then, breathing—heavy and strained, like someone was gasping for air. The sound filled the room, echoing through the speaker. It was distant at first, but steadily grew louder, more urgent.
My heart began to race. I asked if they were okay, but no response came. Only the frantic breathing, closer now, like they were right outside.
I looked around, the familiar shadows of my apartment suddenly unfamiliar, as if something was hiding within them. The breathing stopped. A chill ran down my spine.
My fingers hovered over the screen, ready to end the call, when a whisper cut through the silence. The voice was raspy, unsettlingly calm, too calm for someone who'd just been gasping for air like that.
I felt a knot of dread twist in my chest. I glanced at the window, pulling the curtain aside. Nothing. The street below was empty, bathed in dim light.
I paced the room, phone gripped tightly in my hand. My mind raced through possibilities—some kind of prank, someone messing with me. But deep down, I knew something was wrong.
Then, a buzz. My phone vibrated, and I stared at the screen. A message.
Turn around.
My breath caught in my throat. I didn't want to, but I felt compelled to. Slowly, I turned.
Standing in the doorway, a figure—drenched in sweat, chest heaving, eyes fixed on me.
I didn't need words to know what had happened. I could hear the breathing, see the strain in his body, just as I had heard it through the phone. He was here.
He had been running, and now, he had arrived. - IT WAS DANE
Found myself describing my hip as "tighter than a snare drum" (thanks to the pod) recently and thought it might be time to officially leave a review. Dane and Samuel are hilarious and tell such good stories! Listening to this podcast has become a habit and is definitely a highlight of my week! Definitely don't wait until next week, listen right now!😊
Hi guys, Caleb here. New listener, longtime cousin. I'm enjoying the podcast. I have a question, sorry if it's too political.
Do you support roundabouts or are you more in favor of stop signs and stop lights?
I started listening to the Until Next Week Podcast back at Episode 1. It has been a wild ride, but these guys have improved greatly with time. They have been hilarious since the beginning, but I still find joy in every episode. If you are a fan of the Ghostrunners Podcast with Jake Triplett & Brad Ellis, Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy, Net Positive with John Crist, or The Tim Hawkin Podcast with Tim Hawkins, you will love this podcast as well! I'm sure there is more to write, but you can just wait Until Next Week to hear more. Also, if you need a discount code on some pickleball paddles from Friday Pickleball, you can use the code SAMUEL14434 for $40 off your order of 2 paddles.
Every time I listen to this podcast I think to myself "I love this podcast." I found this podcast through Samuel's shameless self promotion through another podcast (Ghostrunners), and listened. At first I wasn't completely sold. But I did wait until next week to try again, and boy I'm glad I did. This podcast has a great mix of current happenings in the world (typically regarding professional sports and Taylor Swift), phenomenal host chemistry, insightful Biblical discussions, and communism. And that's why I say "I love the Until Next Week Podcast" on a weekly basis. So my advice to you, dear potential listener, give the show a try. If you don't like it at first, then wait until next week, try it again, if you still don't like it, wait until next week to try again, and if you still don't like it, wait until next week to try again, until you finally say "I freaking love the Until Next Week Podcast - I can't wait until next week!"
I willy willy luv Dane
This podcast cured my alcoholism. It also fixed my marriage. I might even go as far to say that this podcast singlehandedly could reshape modern society as a we know it. Not sure how… but it could!
I would do many atrocities if it meant only listening to a minute of this podcast once more. There may come a day when iPhones fail and I lose signal, when I cannot listen to this podcast but today is not that day. Today is the day where I will listen and enjoy the sweet, sweet elixir that is the voice of two white men. Mmmm mmm good. Yummy yummy for me. Also, 2 Kings 2:23 @Dane
From the intro music by @realdoblar to the two best hosts it's elite. I try to listen to it whenever I can and love that they talk about religion and the gospel while having a great array of topics to talk about
Not gonna lie, I love two man unashamedly proclaiming Jesus as their savior on a weekly basis. Mad respect. But they are seriously funny, and I recommend you give them a listen, because you'll feel like you're right there at the table with them in the conversation.
In a roundabout way I found out about this podcast from Samuel Senn at the Ghostrunners Grande Boo in Kansas City last August. I listened from time to time but not in order until I finished all of the episodes from the other pod. I wanted to start back at episode 1 and get caught up. Having listened to newer episodes I knew about Dane's diagnosis and how that was going. Being able to go back to the beginning, I listened to these two crazy guys talk about Taylor Swift, a lot, sports, K Life, and a little of everything in between. I appreciate all the left turns and random comments Dane makes, and the steadfastness and stability from Samuel on a variety of topics. All that to say this, I have a biopsy coming up this week and it helps to know that someone else I listen to on a regular basis has gone through this and that no matter what, he will be fine and I will be fine. Thanks for the great podcast that I can listen to, even with kids, and the humor that you all share each week with your listeners. ❤️
I've never left an online review for anything before but after listening to episode 58 it feels like I'm being forced into it. So much for keeping a low profile online. I've never heard my name called out this many times and my legitimacy as a fan of the pod is in question unless I do this so here we go. First off, I think this is a good podcast. The consistent segments each weeks and funny runners make it fun to listen to, and hearing a recap of the events I'm already attending from Dane or Samuel's perspective is always entertaining. I would like to clarify, I was Samuel's billiards partner last year and we sucked (kinda feel like he was just hustling everyone so he could win this year). Next, I'd like to address the podcast's greatest downfall: the lack of funny female representation. While I understand this idea is nearly an oxymoron, Cara and I have offered our services many times and you still refuse our presence even though you now have the resources to accommodate multiple guests. If Michael fuller can be featured every time he breathes near Springfield and you still have listeners, I think you can give us a chance and broaden your listening demographic. Finally, boooo cowboys. Steelers for life.
This podcast is lit!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
If anyone steals my ice scraper-wiper blade idea because of this, I'll be heated. But 5/5 for the shoutout. - J$
Currently using my mom's phone to leave my second review! This pod is an essential for everyone's Monday. Just two dudes who love Jesus and bring the vibes. I've found my self saying "That grinds me gears" all the time. I feel like you guys are my friends! Thanks for the laughs and keep up the good work!
Heard you on the man wagon
Thanks for the support!!
"Four out of five Great Lakes prefer michigan "
I met Samuel at the Ghostrunner's Grande-Boo event. He was so delightful in person, I decided to give the podcast a try. Love that they're #1 sponsor is Jesus & that they share a scripture. I enjoy the randomness of the guys' conversation and every episode I've listened to has made me laugh out loud! Highly recommend!
Found this awesome funny podcast through ghost runners podcast!! Everyone should listen!!
I found these guys through the Ghostrunners and I'm so glad I did. I'm a Shipt shopper so I'm by means all day and these guys keep me company. I'm sure I look crazy as I'm by myself laughing out loud! I'm on my 2nd time around listening, still laughing! Thank you guys for being a funny spot in my day!
I watched the first two it's ver funny and I love it . Highly recommended
When you have achieved greatness, when you have done the impossible, and when you have risen up to a status of extraordinary that boggles the mind of human potential, you have risen to the highest peaks of mankind. This podcast does just that! And when I'm talking about peaks, you know I'm talking about mountains. And, as Dane will tell you, when mountains are mentioned you can't help but think of that sweet sweet nectar that flows down from the highest summits to bless us lowly humans. Oh yeah I'm talking about that Mountain Dew. Just like that dew this podcast certainly does do what that dew do. It reigns victorious in its class and paves the way for others to follow in its glorious steps. Forget the fountain of youth! Mountain Dew and The Until Next Week Podcast are the only two things (aside from their #1 sponsor) that you need in life. But if you're not a mountains person and you prefer the beach then let me cater to your style... Recently visited the establishment of a pristine and respected Taco Bell and my mind was tempted to try the famed Baja Blast. Never before have lever dared to touch or taste but only to lay eyes on it. But with the words of Dane Biesemeyer ringing in my subconscious (probably because listened to 17 of their episodes in 4 days), I indulged in my desires and dare I say I was satisfied with my Baja blast experience. Whether you hail from the highest mountains yodeling the praises of Mountain Dew or if you are chilling on the beach with no shoes, no shirt, only Baja Blast, then you won't be disappointed in the revival that this podcast will bring to your spirit. After a lengthy introduction, let me get into my review and comments. Now yes although have never met Dane before, I am adamant to not be biased just because have an established friendship with Samuel Senn surrounded by Jesus, Baseball, Christian Rap, and countless memories of singing Love Story by Taylor Swift at so many Kamp parties with him. Now as much as I love to compare Dane to Skip Bayless, although Dane does make outlandish and controversial comments not just for the spice and flavor of the show but truly from within his heart, I do know that he and Sam present a vastly more disorderly but still more friendly entertaining show than Shannon and Skip did...and look where that got Skip and Shannon. But not our boys Dane and Sam...or is it Sam and Dane? But anyways now to the review. First off, I don't care if this show isn't as orderly as other podcasts because then it would just feel like l'm in school hearing a boring lecture about how Lebron is supposedly the goat because we all know he isn't. #23!!! But that's what love about this wild ride of a podcast and I'm so glad they compared it to Seinfeld because it's about nothing. Most excellent. Also, every time hear a pun, wild comment, or a topic taken way too far on this show, I absolutely love the "dang it" response. I try to almost anticipate it. Another critique is that am disappointed that episodes 18, 26, and 27 didn't have any unnecessary censoring and bleepidge. I do like it when Sam does that in the editing. Alright rapid fire extra thoughts: Dane is wrong about Wisconsin being a terrible state. Go Badgers and Brewers. But also I do sympathize with Dane. As a Badger fan where football hasn't made the national championship or the Brewers haven't made it to the World Series, I understand that the pain of the Cowboys not being in the Super Bowl for the last quarter century fuels the hate he has for any other team. I feel you brother. Also hot take! My favorite Taylor Swift song is Starlight because it is an amazing running song that got me through my 5am morning runs as a 7th grader. Also Sam's take on saying Lebron is better than Jordan because Jordan didn't make the finals 8 times in his career is crazy because Lebron hasn't made it to the finals 10 times in his career. Boom said it. I formally agree to a fight with Dane as he has officially challenged me to one on the 23rd episode. Time and place TBD. Also Sam's quote is awesome: "Dane is indecisive and make no sense only 'dolla's'". That should be in a rap song. But Sam, although we are close, I do disagree with you on some things not just that Jordan is the goat.. Dipping chips in ketchup is horrible it's probably the only one thing will ever agree with Dane on. Sam is wrong. Also Dane is right hot dogs are sandwiches and pretzels are chips. PB pretzels are amazing. Also chips on sandwiches are awesome too. Well that concludes my critique of the podcast. Definitely 5 out of 5 stars for sure! Also in the words of Dane "I'm the king, I can do whatever want!" Oh wait no Scar said that..
I can always look to this podcast to help me cheerfully pass the time. Wether I'm on a long drive, cleaning my home, on a walk, etc it's so ridiculous that it gives you a good laugh and has the ability to brighten your day. I will say, you may lose brain cells listening, but how many do ya really need?
My husband and I met Dane a few years ago when he was roommates with my stepdaughter (Krista). Dane is HILARIOUS!! We feel like we've struck gold with this podcast!! Keep it up!!!
Well thought out intellectual talk show. I'm enjoying every moment.
Sick new intro music! I was hoping the T-Swift draft was going to be her songs…a bit disappointed there. Nevertheless 5/5 stars as I was still entertained. Keep up the good work! -Ali
If you're not sure, don't worry — these podcast hosts feel the same way. On a bright note, Dan + Samu keep it real, are sometimes stupid, and half the time real stupid.
Tread with caution. Laugh audaciously.
Ratings and written reviews from Apple Podcasts ↗, captured September 25, 2026.
A weekly comedy show where sports debates, pop-culture opinions and everyday stories compete for control of the microphone.
Until Next Week is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by Samuel Senn and Dane Biesemeyer. Each week, the guys deliver lighthearted humor and witty takes on pop culture, sports, current events, and life as young adults — from heated debates and power rankings to hot takes and segments that go completely off the rails.
Clean, unscripted, and genuinely funny: if you need a laugh to start your week, don’t wait until next week to start listening.
For guest ideas, merch, press and listener voice messages, email untilnextweekpodcast@gmail.com.